True Facts: Macaques

June 25, 2020 by 43 Comments

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Thanks to Dr. Erin Riley, Dr. Kathryn Devaney,
and Dr. Lauren Brent for their time helping
me with research.

Cédric Sueur & Marie Pelé
shot the wonderful sequences on
Kōjima Island. They have an
incredible book on Snow Monkeys
which you can find at:

They also have many more videos
on their YT channel:

Macaque Stone Tools Footage from
“Technological Response of Wild Macaques (Macaca fascicularis) to Anthropogenic Change
by Lydia V. Luncz, Magdalena S. Svensson, Michael Haslam, Suchinda Malaivijitnond,
Tomos Proffitt & Michael Gumert”
The inclusion of this footage in no way means that the authors of this paper endorse the commentary of this video.

Additional footage used under license from:
Envato Elements



43 Replies to “True Facts: Macaques”

  1. Laurie Poo says:

    Lolololol! Lolololol!

  2. No wonder that monkey died…you mix potatoes water and wheat and leave it for a while you get "VODKA!" lol!

  3. Even your ads rock! 🤣😂❤️❤️❤️

  4. m k says:

    Always educational. Thanks

  5. Grif Guy says:

    "no its too long to be ma-cock"

  6. Gabe Itch says:

    Don’t you mean it’s like game of thrones with more nudity?

  7. TC 6:28 That looks like Diplomacy

  8. Sislertx says:


  9. Sislertx says:

    Looks just like pre.antifa "mostly peaceful" riots…err protests..
    And with more iq …aka smarts.

  10. Monster says:

    The monkeys are freezing there Macaques off

  11. Azz Tazztic says:

    Too long to be my cack😂😂😂 we need hundreds more of these vids, ur doing the gods work my friend

  12. Grim1952 says:

    Give em a few million years and they'll go far with those potatoes.

  13. I miss when Ze Frank would always sneak in "That is how the X do."

  14. Too long to be my caque 😒

  15. F.k L says:

    The last part at the end got me! 😂

  16. Skull Kid says:

    But she sits up, right? Sorry, upright.

  17. D3adey3 1995 says:

    "No it's to long to be my cock" I've learned to expect the unexpected from him but this was very unexpected.

  18. You should do a video about the Babary Macaque from gibraltar, I saw there was a bit of footage in this video but not enough

  19. The BandZ011 says:

    King kong marvel? Ahahah…

  20. The BandZ011 says:

    Backward play wtf hahahh ahehhe huhuhu….

  21. Otto Jones says:

    Not sharing anything with a dumb commercial in it.

  22. alt pudding says:

    "nah, its too long to be mah cok"

  23. and tagonist says:

    The title just compelled me to click oh god is that high sarcasm or the truth must know

  24. "Elope? But what about the zombies?" Lmao! What show is this macaque watching!?

  25. FACT: All macaque species should be terminated until extinction. Preferably by the most disgusting and painful way possible.

  26. Mr Mugo says:

    Hey wanna see macaque


  27. Trapsquad says:

    I love this channel lol

  28. iron shark says:

    The monkeys on the pipe….my God.. everyone knows she asked if it was warm..he's like yeah..want to feel.??? She was was like nice…I get your spot

  29. They were using salt is the seasoning for the potato how intelligent monkey smart

  30. xweert711 says:

    Fuck, "John Balls-In-The-Sink" got me

  31. john doe says:

    "The science word for taint" 🤣

  32. rictus grin says:

    We Canadians don't keep the fact that it's cold all bottled up inside – why do you think we're a bunch of beer-swilling nutters who created boxing on ice?

  33. Well, after that ad break I officially quit eating. Thanks I guess?

  34. You failed to mention how the Macaques across the ocean ALSO started the potato washing very soon after it caught on natively… with NO CONTACT, whatsoever, with the technique-originating macaques. Almost like there's a telepathic hive-mind.

    ….. because there is.

  35. I thought macaques got smaller in the cold…

  36. It should have been titles "True Faques: Macaques"

  37. fa elger says:

    ,,well then thrw my kaka up on the screen…." im like…WHAT? DONT YOU DARE THROW SHIT ON MY MONITOR!

    god im stupid -.-

  38. LTNetjak says:

    "Less nudity than Game of Thrones."

    That's quite the accomplishment, they're always nude.

  39. francis king says:

    Spot some one ready to mate 🤦‍♂️😂😂

  40. Mike O'. says:

    ok, I barfed a little during zefrank's sponsorshit