Christmas Sugar Cookies – You Suck at Cooking (episode 120)

December 23, 2020 by 47 Comments

Christmas cookies, sugar cookies, and cookies have one thing in common: you can find them all on planet earth, which is the fifth largest planet in our solar system.

YSAC Book + Merch:

½ pound softened butter
1 cup of sugar
cream them together with your gyrowangucopterlator

Then add:
1 jangled egg
3 tablespoons milk
1 teaspoon of vanilla extract
then rejangle with your handheld copterwangler

In another bowl sift together:
3 cups all purpose flour
¾ teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt

then dump the baking snow onto your butter cloud and recopterize with your
dough typhoon but feel free to fold it together with your spatulator first to avoid a dust storm

At this point you should have dough but if you doughn’t then add another tablespoon of milk until you have dough (and if you have goo try adding some more wheat dust)

lay the dough down to sleep on plastic wrap (one folded sheet) then throw it in the
temperature reducer for an hour or two

then remove it from the heat remover and if it’s really cold let it warm up a bit, otherwise start
pressing and rolling it out until it’s ¼ inch thick unless your’e not making cookies

then just do your thing, you know, making shapes and whatnot and bake them for 12 minutes on 350

If you want to make icing take 1 cup of powdered sugar and add a couple teaspoons of corn syrup and a couple teaspoons of water…you can add more corn syrup and less water or just keep adding corn syrup, it’s really up to you. I did one where all I added was maple syrup and that was interesting although you can barely taste the maple over the powdered sugar, but what I learned from this is holy cow does corn syrup ever taste good. As an adult I’ve been in this mentality that corn syrup is the worst and why would you ever eat that and I tasted it for the first time in years and it was like eating caramel for the first time. I think I chugged that stuff when I was a kid and wanted candy because it’s liquid candy. Anyway, what I’m saying is I recommend corn syrup. Even though it comes from corn, which is not recommended.


47 Replies to “Christmas Sugar Cookies – You Suck at Cooking (episode 120)”

  1. Carl S says:

    Dog bless us everyone…

  2. Aaron Delgs says:


  3. TravelingT says:

    Using a wang jangler to make another wang jangler? Genius

  4. where`s the intro?

  5. You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck

  6. Wait I don't suck at cooking anymore? Have I evolved?

  7. "Vanilla extract is the ketchup of baking."
    Me: Write that down! Write that down!

  8. ceee preemee says:

    For Christmas I bought you your book for me. Win win

  9. The shot of the water gun shooting out the white icing triggered my dirty mind.

  10. lmoao xd says:

    I love your humor

  11. That is not an icing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

  12. Aerodynamic pig got me, GG hahahahahahahaha

  13. Its currently 3:20am and im watching a guy name his microwave a "Lazerbeam box" Im so very lonely…

  14. Anya Klum says:

    My New Year's resolution is to unlock my true inner peaceful seahorse

  15. "Vanilla extract, the ketchup of baking" 🤣🤣🤣

  16. I wish I'm a peaceful seahorse :'DDD

  17. Aditi Sriram says:

    oh my god, ysac used the term "popping off" he's so cool and hip!!

  18. Good. I wait for love from you 💝💖

  19. During the Christmas cookie Rorschach test, I only saw death.

  20. 5:12 What are you doing step-watergun?

  21. Mr Slimey says:

    Does YSAC have a dictionary for cooking language?

  22. Kleptosepto says:

    That white icing coming out of the water pistol….

    …. …

  23. The Scholar says:

    "Wheat duststorm" had me in fits of laughter. I can't even :')

  24. Weidelix says:

    Aerodynamic Pig is something I would actually want to see

  25. Happy christmas eve eve

  26. Hot take

    He sucks at cooking and just does voiceovers

  27. i get concerned for every episode he makes.

  28. Don Clark says:

    3:36 he must have been the only one who bought one

  29. I like how you can tell he spent more than one day on the cookies

  30. My goodness. Merry Christmas cookies? Bravo! 🎄❄⛄

  31. fritz pacson says:

    This man sacrificed two of his forks to make this video.

  32. Get ready for "first" and "i never clicked so fast"

  33. 3:06
    Definitely a python eating an elephant.

  34. Hernando says:

    2 forks died for this video. Fuck you suck at cooking. unsubscribed.

  35. Please give us closure with the egg series❤

  36. L says:

    I'll take that L cookie. =9 Happy Holidays YSAC~

  37. 0:24 Fun fact everyone, mining for butter nuggets is becoming more and more lucrative a business every day, each butter nugget averages at least 900 USD or 666.32 GBP on global markets. There are eight companies leading the business, most of them based out of the fertile plains of china, and the Midwest region of the US, where butter nuggets naturally spawn. I would recommend investing in these companies before 2020 ends because after the christmas season, global demand for butter plummets.

  38. This was terrifying.

  39. I pretty sure you forget to put the dough under a mistletoe and give it a gentle kiss before whispering sweet nothings into their ears to make sure that they know even if they're easy to make and eat, they're still important

  40. Daly says:

    Are you Pastaferianist?

  41. 5:12 – Demonetization in 3, 2, ….

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  43. Bac0nb0i0964 says:

    Janglechopper POG