Smash Burgers – You Suck at Cooking (episode 147)

September 16, 2022 by 35 Comments

Smash burgers are a hamburger, or cheeseburger that has been through some stuff.
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Okay this one doesn’t need the recipe written out right guys? Right?
If it does I’ll get to it today. Sometime. Possibly.


35 Replies to “Smash Burgers – You Suck at Cooking (episode 147)”

  1. Schaddn says:

    don't forget to slice your onions pole to pole instead of the way shown in the video.

  2. Could you possibly show how to make egg salad?

  3. Abu Kam says:

    man i don't even know how to cook and i still love these videos

  4. I Wong says:

    Your misinterpretation of Mise en Place could possibly make Gordon Ramsay weep.

  5. Ice says:

    when he was putting out the ingredients to make the buns i knew it had to be a joke

  6. Tun Piccolo says:

    that prep on ingredients arrangements… seems like something

  7. Sheldon T. says:

    I'm just glad he came to his senses and returned all those horses…no way he will have time for them when he becomes Mayor. You have my vote!

  8. hassan khan says:

    Remember to smash that like button

  9. SmashPortal says:

    As someone who doesn't like the taste of lettuce, it certainly doesn't taste like nothing when on a burger.

  10. Tskmaster says:

    "Looks like we're ready."
    That's not the only thing it looks like.
    It's a sad Eiffel Tower, right?

  11. bro wtf is the start of the video, thought someone was knocking at my door at 11:30PM

  12. Kevin Bluth says:

    Friday the 2nd is a pretty big day for you. Are you conceiving or actually becoming a father that dayโ€ฆ? Or both?

  13. Frodo Lives says:

    Is archer showing me how to cook a smash burger?

  14. Cyanide says:

    So, this is basically just a burger. Literally all thats "smash" about it is you squashed the meat down, otherwise its just like a run of the mill burger.

  15. diba moca says:

    Humor so dry I feel like Iโ€™m in a desert ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

  16. a Draigon says:

    DO NOT cut the salad! The crunch from the whole leaf is why it even is in there

  17. Crabuki says:

    "UFO's / Become DJ / Write screenplay / Regret things" so… just another Friday then.

  18. JandorSGC says:

    Don't buy ground meat, buy a nice sirloin, with more fat in it, and grind it yourself. Grounded meat in stores, not directly from your local butcher (bought from a butcher is usually a good one), has higher hard particles, could be also pieces of bone, or something you do not want.

  19. Liz Rose says:

    "You can use cinnamon, if you have no idea what you're doing." ๐Ÿ˜‚ That spice is a total cheat code –
    but not for burgers๐Ÿ˜ข

  20. STICC says:

    i have never looked at lettuce on a burger and went "this must be healthier than a regular burger"

  21. Hassan says:

    Smash Burger, not to be confused with Bash Smurger or Bamhurger if you're feeling extra spicy

  22. "You can use cinnamon if you have no idea wtf you're doing" ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

  23. dfgdfg says:

    Buy a horse ๐Ÿด
    Buy another horse ๐Ÿด๐Ÿด
    One more horse ๐Ÿด๐Ÿด๐Ÿด
    Return horses
    Buy a donkey ๐ŸŽ

  24. inoscopedMLK says:

    Iโ€™m glad you at least obey the law for one day a month. We should all strive to be such model citizens.

  25. 16Bitboy says:

    โ€œYou can top your burger all day long, but if youโ€™re more comfortable with bottoming then go for it. No one should judge you.โ€

    Looking out for us, thanks

  26. 2:07 – It's the tomato slice pushing into red rocket territory that makes it.

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